TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVAR. JUST BY PRESSING THE THE "CAPS LOCK" BUTTON AND THEN PROCEEDING TO TYPE NORMALLY, YOU'LL SOON BECOME NOTICED BY EVERYONE. PEOPLE WILL START TAKING YOU MORE SERIOUSLY OL AND YOU'LL SOON BECOME AN IMPORTANT AND RESPECTED INTERNETS USER. THEY WILL FIND EVERYTHING YOU SAY TERRIBLY INTERESTING AND INSIGHTFUL, MEMBERS OF ALL GENDERS WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND YOU'LL BECOME EXTREMELY GOOD IN BED. SEE LEFT FOR INSTRUCTIONS. NOT ONLY WILL IT DO ALL THESE THINGS AND MORE, IT WILL ALSO MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE SAMUEL JACKSON, JUST LIKE IN HIS MOVIES. AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT TO THIS GREAT ADDITION CONDITION IS YELLING "MOTHERFUCKER", "FUCKING RACISTS", "FUCK YOU, NIGGA", " ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" AND "BITCH PLEASE". ALSO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL, IF YOU FUCKING DARE.
ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS THAT NON-1337 PEOPLE FACE WHEN THEY'RE TRYING THE ALL CAPS METHOD FOR THE FIRST TIME IS THAT IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO STOP ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE SHIFT KEY.
COMMONLY USED BY AOLERS IN CHATROOMS, COMPUTER-ILLITERATE INDIANS, 419 SCAMMERS IN THEIR EMAILS, TRADE CHANNEL WHORES IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND PUSSY DEATH CHAIN POST SENDERS ON MYSPACE.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ALL_CAPS
ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS THAT NON-1337 PEOPLE FACE WHEN THEY'RE TRYING THE ALL CAPS METHOD FOR THE FIRST TIME IS THAT IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO STOP ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE SHIFT KEY.
COMMONLY USED BY AOLERS IN CHATROOMS, COMPUTER-ILLITERATE INDIANS, 419 SCAMMERS IN THEIR EMAILS, TRADE CHANNEL WHORES IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND PUSSY DEATH CHAIN POST SENDERS ON MYSPACE.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ALL_CAPS